Silly linguistics for if King Walper commanded all language.


would make english cooler if we used/did (not really):


Bring back Dual Pronouns
Use pronominal adverbs more often
Reintroduce nim

Use Whence+Whither, Overmorrow+Ereyesterday (Genuinely useful fr)

Use the suffix -en for plurals instead of just taxing on an S


Tuff rules/conventions


Use fewer/less properly

Inventing words pluh


[ADD MEANING] "import" -> To give/create/cause importance. "It doesn't import me" -> "It's not important to me"/"Doesn't matter"